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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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[BELL TOLLING]

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[GIRLS GIGGLE]

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-Good morning, Mr. Roarke. -Good morning, Lawrence.

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[GIRLS GIGGLING]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[CAR DOOR SHUTS]

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Smiles, everyone. Smiles!

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[POLYNESIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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-LAWRENCE: Mr. and Mrs. Walters, sir? -ROARKE: Yes.

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LAWRENCE: I understood the gentleman had canceled the reservations.

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ROARKE: Oh, he did, Lawrence.

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However, at the last moment, Mrs. Walters called to say

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she talked her husband into coming after all.

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LAWRENCE: He doesn't look very happy about it, sir.

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ROARKE: Well, that's because he feels

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his wife's fantasy is an assault on his male prerogatives.

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You see, her fantasy is to have her husband learn

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what it is to be a woman,

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and have to suffer the arrogance of men.

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In that case, he has my sympathy.

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ROARKE: If you want my guess, both of them will need

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all the sympathy they can get, Lawrence.

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Oh, my.

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LAWRENCE: Well, as they say, sir,

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there goes the neighborhood.

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-You know her, Lawrence? -Certainly not, sir.

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But much though I hate to admit it,

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I have had dealings with ladies of easy virtue.

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ROARKE: Uh, just how did you become

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such an expert on the subject?

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I had to dismiss them with shocking regularity

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from the bedroom of one of my former employers.

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Oh, I see.

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A task I had earnestly hoped would not be required of me

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under your employ.

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Her name is Ms. Shelley James,

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and he's here for a fantasy, Lawrence.

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To receive one or fulfill one?

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Her fantasy is to be a normal woman

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involved in a normal relationship

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with a normal man for the weekend.

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Then I pray she gets it right the first time, sir.

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So do I, Lawrence.

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For her sake, I sincerely do.

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My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.

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Welcome to Fantasy Island!

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SHELLEY: Mr. Roarke, I want to experience true love.

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ROARKE: What's the problem?

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Do you have any idea how many married men I've--

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[LAWRENCE CLEARS THROAT]

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Cream or sugar, Miss?

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No, thanks.

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Like I was saying...

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people get married because they're in love.

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So, how come so many married men come to me

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instead of living happily ever after?

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In other words, you don't believe such a thing

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-as true love exists. -You got it.

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Then why are you here?

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Thank you.

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Why are you here, Ms. James?

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Because being in love is kind of a nice idea, you know?

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I mean, not that I'm apologizing for what I am.

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It's a living, right?

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I don't know.

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Sometimes when I see housewives pushing their babies

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around the market...

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or couples holding hands in the park...

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I wonder...

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what if something wonderful...

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really can happen between a man and a woman?

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[SIGHS] Is this the first time you've ever tried to find out?

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No, I tried the normal routine once.

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-And? -I, uh, swore off tricking

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and signed up for typing school.

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You know, so that I could meet new people,

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make some friends, be a regular kind of girl.

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And, uh, I lasted a whole three days.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if I couldn't cut it,

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or I couldn't cut me...

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but being your basic everyday chick

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was definitely a lost cause.

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[INHALES SHARPLY] Well, your stay with us

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won't involve typing school, Ms. James,

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but it will involve a young man here on the island

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who is quite anxious to meet you.

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What did you tell him about me to make him so anxious?

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Oh, no, I assure you he has no idea

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what you do for a living. Oh, no, no, no.

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No, it seems he saw you at a party several months ago,

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and for him, it was apparently...

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love at first sight.

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You mean, um, he wants to meet me...

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because I'm me?

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Because he found you very attractive,

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and thought you were, no doubt, a very nice person.

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Uh, he's waiting to meet you right now.

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Wait. I can't meet this guy right now.

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I mean, the only people I'm used to being with, guys,

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are-- are johns.

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I mean, somebody's gotta tell me what to say,

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how to act, what to do.

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What to wear is no small consideration, either, sir.

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Yes, a-- a change of wardrobe is called for.

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Uh, but as for your other concerns,

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just let nature take its course, Ms. James.

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You'll do just fine.

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

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Dragging me to this island for some dumb fantasy

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is humiliating, Mr. Roarke. Look at me.

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Do I look like some flake who gets his kicks

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lording it over his wife because she's a woman?

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I didn't say you were a flake, George.

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I said you were a male chauvinist pig.

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Uh-- uh, Mr. and Mrs. Walters, please, please.

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Now, you've come to Fantasy Island

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to get some insight into your marital problems,

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not to keep battling with each other.

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If you would just be content to stay home,

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and keep house, there would be no problem.

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Keeping house is not the problem, George.

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It's you taking me for granted and treating me

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like I didn't have a brain in my head.

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That is the problem.

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Okay, okay.

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Bring in your shrink, Mr. Roarke,

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or whoever it is who is going to try to make me feel guilty

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because I have bigger muscles than her.

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Let's just get this thing over with.

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A shrink? Oh, no, no.

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No, no, Mr. Walters, psychiatry will not be necessary.

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I've devised a more practical way

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in which you might discern the nature of women.

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A more-- [CHUCKLES]

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A more realistic way, shall we say.

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Whatever.

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As long as this thing is over by the weekend.

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I have a very important business engagement,

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and I'm trying to close a deal in Montreal, Canada.

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I believe a weekend will be quite sufficient.

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Now, if you'll both return to your bungalow

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and wait for me, your fantasy, Mrs. Walters,

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-will start in exactly one hour. -[POCKET WATCH CLICKS]

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ROARKE: All right?

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[♪♪♪♪♪]

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Mr. Roarke.

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Mr. Brad Jacobs, Ms. Shelley James.

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-Hello. -Hi.

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Well, I believe you have something to talk about,

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so, uh, if you'll excuse me.

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So...

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So...

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BRAD: I, uh...

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saw you at a St. Patrick's Day bash

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the company I work for gave.

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By the, uh, time I'd made my way across the hall

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to introduce myself, you were leaving with somebody.

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[CHUCKLES] You, uh...

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still dating him?

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No.

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You ever been here before?

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No, I've been to Hawaii, though.

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Oh, yeah? Which island?

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Uh, the one that Honolulu's on. I don't-- [CHUCKLES]

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I wasn't paying very much attention.

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Oh-- oh, you were there on your honeymoon, right?

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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No, um, I was working.

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Oh. [EXHALES DEEPLY]

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So, your, uh, job takes you to Honolulu?

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What do you do?

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-SHELLEY: I'm in retailing. -Retailing?

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-SHELLEY: Hmm. -BRAD: Hmm.

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LAURA: Only a few seconds before the hour's up, George.

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Hurry.

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You took your sweet time when you were here!

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Now, just because it's my turn,

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it's "Hurry up, George! Hurry up, George!"

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Just like a woman.

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You pluck your eyebrows, you wash your hair,

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you shave your legs, you file your nails.

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You cream your elbows.

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All I want to do is shave and comb my hair,

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but now, when it's my turn...

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"Hurry up, George! Hurry up, George!"

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You know, Laura, there's still time

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to call this crazy thing off.

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GEORGE: [AS LAURA] What do you say, huh?

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LAURA: [AS GEORGE] Oh, my.

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This skirt must have shrunk at the cleaners, George.

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We could, uh, catch the afternoon plane

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to Montreal.

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See Ferguson about that shopping mall deal, hmm?

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Laura?

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Oh, my God.

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Laura!

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Look at me, Laura!

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Look what you've done.

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You and your damn fantasy!

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He switched our bodies.

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This is what Roarke meant by being realistic.

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Oh! [CHUCKLES]

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GEORGE: [AS LAURA] That better be you, Roarke!

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'll come back later.

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Okay, Roarke, okay.

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Have yourself a good laugh

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and then turn me into myself again.

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Before I punch you into next week.

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My, my, such ugly talk. And from such a pretty lady.

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LAURA: [AS GEORGE] Yes, George, you be careful

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about what I say.

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Oka-- okay, just don't press your luck. Either of you.

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Uh, excuse me.

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Uh, does this arrangement disturb you, Mrs. Walters?

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Well, I can understand why you turned George into me,

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but why me into him?

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Well, it seemed the only way to be fair to both of you.

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-Uh, may I? -Oh, certainly, certainly.

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Thank you. You see,

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whatever your husband hopefully learns about women

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uh, will be of little use unless you also learn something

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about his problems in being a man.

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But, Mr. Roarke, won't-- won't people think

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that it's peculiar hearing

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my voice coming out of George's mouth?

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[LAUGHS] Now, you see, uh,

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only Lawrence and I, and the two of you, of course,

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will hear you as you are.

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When you are with other people, Mrs. Walters,

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you will have your husband's, uh, voice,

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and you, Mr. Walters, will have your wife's voice.

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In other words, the voice will match the body.

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I, uh, thought it would avoid confusion.

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Who cares about voices?

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I can't be seen like this. I'm ridiculous!

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You never, never thought my body was ridiculous before.

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I never wore it before.

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I want out!

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Oh, easily done. But only if Mrs. Walters agrees.

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It's your fantasy, and terminating it,

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now that it has begun, is entirely up to you.

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Well.

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In that case...

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you take good care of me.

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-Laura, no! -Well, don't worry.

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I'm not going to beat you or anything like that.

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What kind of a husband do you think I am?

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Wonderful! It sounds like this marriage

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is starting off on the right foot.

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Mrs. Walters.

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Oh.

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Mr. Walters.

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[DUCK QUACKS]

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ROARKE: What's wrong now, Lawrence?

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LAWRENCE: Well, really, sir,

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00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:16,017
having a woman about to whom sexual favors

260
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:19,187
are nothing but a commodity is an open invitation to trouble.

261
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,162
Mr. Roarke, I've got to talk to you.

262
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:30,798
-I've got troubles. -The defense rests.

263
00:15:31,232 --> 00:15:34,168
Brad expects me to meet him down at the lagoon in an hour,

264
00:15:34,302 --> 00:15:35,669
and I want you to tell him I just can't.

265
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:36,804
But why?

266
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,472
Aren't the two of you getting along?

267
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:40,474
Yes. No!

268
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,177
I mean, the guy, he's just-- He's not my type.

269
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,380
And as far as he's concerned, I'm history, okay?

270
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,817
What you are is frightened, Ms. James.

271
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:53,254
-What do you mean frightened? -You like him, don't you?

272
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,756
Yeah. Yeah, I like him.

273
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,292
The problem is it's difficult

274
00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,528
for you to like people, isn't it?

275
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:02,763
No, it never used to be.

276
00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:05,566
Back when I was a kid, I liked everybody.

277
00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:11,039
And everybody, uh, liked me.

278
00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:17,545
Especially my...

279
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,114
[INHALES DEEPLY] ...stepfather.

280
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,032
I guess I, uh...

281
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,369
stopped trusting people...

282
00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:45,639
around the time my mother went out of town

283
00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:48,742
for the weekend and left the two of us...

284
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:52,146
my stepfather and me...

285
00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:54,115
by ourselves.

286
00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:58,852
That was the first time he--

287
00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:02,923
You don't have to go on, Ms. James. I understand.

288
00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:10,864
And I can well understand why you're frightened.

289
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,035
Your love and trust were betrayed...

290
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,638
once with extremely painful results.

291
00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:20,874
And now, no doubt, you're afraid that Mr. Jacobs,

292
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,711
of whom you're obviously growing very fond,

293
00:17:24,212 --> 00:17:26,547
will somehow cause history to repeat itself.

294
00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:29,250
You should be happy.

295
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,286
Happy?

296
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:35,789
Lawrence is quite right, Ms. James.

297
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,360
Under the circumstances, your being frightened

298
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,495
is a perfectly normal reaction.

299
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:43,597
And as I recall, normal...

300
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,534
is precisely what you came here to be.

301
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:48,736
Yeah, but it isn't gonna work.

302
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,839
You see, Brad thinks the reason that I'm acting so weird

303
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,941
around him is because I'm shy...

304
00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:57,278
or proper. Can you believe that?

305
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,747
Are you saying you'd prefer he knew the truth about you?

306
00:18:00,381 --> 00:18:01,415
Of course not.

307
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,252
He'd be gone in two seconds if he knew the truth.

308
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,688
But believe it or not,

309
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:10,824
I do pride myself on being an honest person, Mr. Roarke.

310
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,627
I guess I should tell him everything.

311
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,463
Shouldn't I?

312
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:18,299
[EXHALES] Well, you're the only person

313
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,368
who can answer that question, Ms. James.

314
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:24,005
Yeah. [INHALES DEEPLY]

315
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,706
Somehow I...

316
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,841
thought you might say that.

317
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:33,314
-[KIDS LAUGHING, SHOUTING] -[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

318
00:18:57,271 --> 00:18:58,172
Well...

319
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:01,209
good luck, uh, Mrs. Walters.

320
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,678
And until you get a hang of your new physical capabilities,

321
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,281
I'll be close by, uh, just in case.

322
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,250
LAURA: [AS GEORGE] Don't worry, Mr. Roarke,

323
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:10,484
I can handle it.

324
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,321
Splendid, Mrs. Walters. Splendid. Will you excuse me?

325
00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:18,692
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

326
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,699
[LAUGHING]

327
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:29,370
Oh, uh, I-- I'm sorry, I thought this table was empty.

328
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,672
No, no, no, sit down. Sit down, relax, it's all right.

329
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:32,940
No, I-- I can find another table.

330
00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:34,408
No, really, join us.

331
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,477
-It's okay. -Thank you. Thank you both.

332
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,845
Sure. I was about to get some drinks.

333
00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:41,382
-You want one? -No, no, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]

334
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:43,784
Great. I'll go get us two.

335
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:44,952
-Okay. -Okay.

336
00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:50,724
My, that's...

337
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,062
that's a lovely bathing suit you're wearing there.

338
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:55,096
Thank you.

339
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,065
To tell you the truth, I was thinking

340
00:19:57,198 --> 00:20:00,568
-about buying one for myself. -[LAUGHS] Oh, really?

341
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,737
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] But I-- I lost my nerve.

342
00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:05,606
[LAUGHS]

343
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,442
You know, that's too bad. You would have looked, um...

344
00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:12,380
-darling! [LAUGHS] -[CHUCKLES]

345
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:17,251
Well, I wouldn't have looked like you look in it. [CHUCKLES]

346
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:18,319
Oh, all right.

347
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:20,254
You know something?

348
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:23,257
I kinda like your way of coming on.

349
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:24,692
Wait a minute, wait a minute,

350
00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:27,261
-don't get me wrong. -Oh, no, it's okay, it's okay.

351
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:30,531
I was getting kind of bored with Tom anyway.

352
00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,801
He's so, um, immature.

353
00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:40,874
You mean it's this easy to make out?

354
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,714
Yes, we could. [CHUCKLES]

355
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,116
[TOM CLEARS THROAT]

356
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,152
-Oh. -What do you think you're doing?

357
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,586
Doing about what?

358
00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,156
You're messing with my girl, creep.

359
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:56,690
I'm not a creep, and I'm not messing

360
00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:58,092
with your girl. Sit down, have a good time.

361
00:20:58,226 --> 00:20:59,793
Hey, listen, why don't you just get out of here, okay?

362
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,095
Hey!

363
00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:03,597
Now, look, I'm-- I'm not what I look like, I--

364
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,734
Well, I guess you've got a point.

365
00:21:09,737 --> 00:21:11,439
[LAURA PANTS]

366
00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:14,475
Oh, there there, now, Mrs. Walters.

367
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,577
Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Roarke.

368
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:20,481
If that young ruffian meant you any harm, sir-- madam--

369
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,350
I shall call the constabulary.

370
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:23,917
Oh, no, no, don't, don't.

371
00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:26,487
He just thought that I was making a pass

372
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,790
at his girl, that's all. Oh, it was awful, Mr. Roarke.

373
00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:31,892
Oh, come now, Mrs. Walters.

374
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:33,961
Getting a taste of the temptations

375
00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:35,996
that can cause a man to stumble

376
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:38,232
was also one of our objectives,

377
00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:40,634
wasn't it? Hmm?

378
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,836
-LAURA: Uh-huh. -Yes.

379
00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:45,873
[PIANO PLAYING]

380
00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:48,642
[BOTH LAUGH]

381
00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,644
Did I tell you the joke about the bear and the rabbit?

382
00:21:50,778 --> 00:21:52,980
No, stop it, stop it. No, no more jokes. I mean it, I mean it.

383
00:21:53,114 --> 00:21:55,449
If I laugh any more, I'm gonna sprain something. Oh!

384
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:58,086
I haven't laughed this hard in years. [CHUCKLES]

385
00:21:58,219 --> 00:21:59,220
How come?

386
00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:01,489
I don't know, I just haven't.

387
00:22:02,423 --> 00:22:03,824
Does that mean you're having a good time?

388
00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:04,858
[SHELLEY CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

389
00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:08,829
Yes, it means I'm having a great time. [CHUCKLES]

390
00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:12,333
[BRAD SIGHS]

391
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,979
I can't tell you how special you are to me, Shelley.

392
00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,282
First it was just the way you looked.

393
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:30,251
But now...

394
00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:34,522
you're just so quiet.

395
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:37,391
Yet, you, um...

396
00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,161
you stand out.

397
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:43,197
Like something whispered instead of shouted.

398
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:53,641
Brad...

399
00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:55,509
I have something I have to tell you.

400
00:22:56,044 --> 00:22:56,977
It can wait.

401
00:22:57,611 --> 00:22:59,213
Shelley, would you...

402
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:02,983
rather say good night to me now,

403
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,787
or, uh, good morning to me later?

404
00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:13,161
Good night to you now, okay?

405
00:23:14,995 --> 00:23:17,831
[SIGHS DEEPLY] Okay.

406
00:23:21,602 --> 00:23:22,836
I really like you.

407
00:23:23,804 --> 00:23:25,106
You know that, don't you?

408
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:30,178
Good night.

409
00:23:33,147 --> 00:23:34,548
[♪♪♪♪♪]

410
00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:39,620
Brad?

411
00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:45,293
I like you a lot, too.

412
00:24:29,237 --> 00:24:30,171
What's wrong?

413
00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:34,608
It shouldn't have happened.

414
00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:36,777
Why not?

415
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:40,648
I shouldn't have let it happen.

416
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,384
I, um...

417
00:24:44,852 --> 00:24:47,288
Guess I did kind of force the issue, didn't I?

418
00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:48,956
No.

419
00:24:54,028 --> 00:24:55,063
I'll tell you what.

420
00:24:56,064 --> 00:24:57,498
Why don't I just do what I should have done

421
00:24:57,631 --> 00:24:58,899
in the first place, okay?

422
00:25:00,768 --> 00:25:02,970
Brad, don't go.

423
00:25:04,472 --> 00:25:05,406
Wait.

424
00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:08,542
You didn't do anything wrong.

425
00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:12,146
It's me.

426
00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:17,018
I have something I have to tell you.

427
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,621
[EXHALES SHARPLY]

428
00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:27,895
Remember when I told you I was in retailing?

429
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:29,830
Yeah.

430
00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:32,933
Yeah, well, what I retail is me.

431
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:36,804
I'm a hooker.

432
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:40,174
I've been doing it since I was 16.

433
00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:45,546
Brad, I was working that party...

434
00:25:46,747 --> 00:25:48,082
when you first saw me.

435
00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:56,457
I came to the island because I...

436
00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:00,194
I wanted to find out

437
00:26:00,328 --> 00:26:02,363
what it felt like not to be be what I am.

438
00:26:08,102 --> 00:26:09,337
And now I know.

439
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:12,873
[BRAD EXHALES]

440
00:26:13,007 --> 00:26:14,242
Would you just leave?

441
00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:26,787
[♪♪♪♪♪]

442
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,531
BRAD: It's all right.

443
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:53,347
GEORGE: [AS LAURA] Laura, wait till you see this.

444
00:26:53,681 --> 00:26:55,316
LAURA: [AS GEORGE] Mmm.

445
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,253
And they said it couldn't be done.

446
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,055
[POT SIZZLING]

447
00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:05,393
Well, woman of little faith!

448
00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:07,828
What is it?

449
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:11,332
You like cheese souffle? I made you a cheese souffle.

450
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:13,201
Did you have to cremate it?

451
00:27:14,602 --> 00:27:17,505
So, that's what I get for trying, huh? Sarcasm?

452
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,141
No, no, no, I-- I-- I'm sorry, George. I'm sorry.

453
00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:22,643
That just happens to be a line I stole from you.

454
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,812
That's what this whole thing's all about, remember?

455
00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:26,614
Sure. [SNIFFS]

456
00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:29,583
And I also remember your reaction to it, huh?

457
00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:31,619
-Like this! -George!

458
00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:36,990
I got a headache.

459
00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,128
[WHIMPERS]

460
00:27:40,428 --> 00:27:41,629
[♪♪♪♪♪]

461
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:54,008
Ms. James, are you all right?

462
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:56,144
I've never felt better in my life.

463
00:27:57,411 --> 00:27:59,580
I told him, Mr. Roarke. I told him everything.

464
00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:00,614
About...

465
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,284
-what you were? -He knows.

466
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,519
And it doesn't matter. He's still in there, asleep.

467
00:28:06,287 --> 00:28:08,222
He didn't walk out. Can you believe it?

468
00:28:10,224 --> 00:28:13,427
-Well, I'm very happy for you. -I'm so excited I can't sleep.

469
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,130
I mean, all I can think about is how terrific

470
00:28:16,264 --> 00:28:17,465
today is gonna be.

471
00:28:18,099 --> 00:28:19,700
-Ms. James-- -I wanna do something

472
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:20,801
really special.

473
00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:23,104
Do you think I should, I don't know,

474
00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:24,805
bring him breakfast like they did in the movies?

475
00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:26,140
Do you think he'd like that?

476
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,109
Oh, I'm sure he would.

477
00:28:28,976 --> 00:28:29,877
You know...

478
00:28:31,279 --> 00:28:33,047
this is the first time I can remember

479
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,982
that I've looked forward to the day.

480
00:28:36,184 --> 00:28:38,452
[SIGHS] Ms. James...

481
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:41,722
there's an old saying that goes,

482
00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:45,193
"Sorrow is born in the hasty heart."

483
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,562
Uh, when you're experiencing something for the first time,

484
00:28:48,696 --> 00:28:49,697
especially love...

485
00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:52,333
it's best to take it slowly.

486
00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:55,469
She who hesitates is lost, Mr. Roarke.

487
00:28:55,969 --> 00:28:56,837
See you later.

488
00:28:58,072 --> 00:28:59,373
[♪♪♪♪♪]

489
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:16,457
Oh! I was gonna surprise you with breakfast in bed.

490
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:18,626
We'll have coffee at the coffee table.

491
00:29:27,435 --> 00:29:28,302
Shelley...

492
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:33,774
I, uh...

493
00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:37,745
I can't-- I can't.

494
00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:44,752
[DOOR SHUTS]

495
00:29:47,488 --> 00:29:50,491
[PIANO PLAYING]

496
00:29:58,832 --> 00:29:59,900
Thank you.

497
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:17,751
Oh, no.

498
00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,121
-What is it? -Judas Priest, Laura.

499
00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:22,590
I can't let him see me looking like this.

500
00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:26,494
Go hide my body somewhere. Get out of here.

501
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,196
LAURA: [AS GEORGE] Who is he?

502
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:30,398
Jake Conway Ferguson,

503
00:30:30,531 --> 00:30:33,367
my Montreal shopping mall deal, that's who.

504
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:36,070
Oh, now, for God's sake, be careful what you say.

505
00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:38,706
George. [CHUCKLES]

506
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,908
Nice to see you, George.

507
00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:42,710
Mr. Roarke told me you'd be here.

508
00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:44,845
I guess you're a little surprised to, uh...

509
00:30:45,613 --> 00:30:46,514
to see me.

510
00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:50,718
So, you must be Laura.

511
00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:52,786
CONWAY: Well, well, well.

512
00:30:53,654 --> 00:30:55,856
George has, uh, talked a lot about you.

513
00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:57,991
-Hmm. -CONWAY: But not nearly enough.

514
00:30:58,359 --> 00:31:01,262
Yeah, yeah, she is a doll, isn't she?

515
00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:04,498
I'm sorry to break in on your vacation like this,

516
00:31:04,632 --> 00:31:07,968
but, uh, business is business, right, George?

517
00:31:08,802 --> 00:31:09,770
You see, we're working on the,

518
00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:11,672
uh, shopping mall deal together, and, uh,

519
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:13,807
I've got some details that I've got to straighten out

520
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:17,378
before, uh, I finalize your husband's contract.

521
00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:20,948
I'm gonna make George a rich man.

522
00:31:23,017 --> 00:31:25,919
You don't mind me making your husband a rich man...

523
00:31:27,388 --> 00:31:28,389
do you, Laura?

524
00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:33,727
[CHOKES] No, I don't mind at all, Mr. Ferguson.

525
00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:36,330
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

526
00:31:37,265 --> 00:31:38,332
Call me Conway.

527
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,268
Conway.

528
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:42,470
Yes.

529
00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:44,772
CONWAY: This is wonderful.

530
00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:51,512
[CONWAY CHUCKLES]

531
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:53,981
[PEACOCK SQUAWKS]

532
00:31:59,453 --> 00:32:01,855
Ah, Mr. Roarke.

533
00:32:02,290 --> 00:32:04,158
Welcome to the party.

534
00:32:10,164 --> 00:32:11,699
Pour him a scotch, Lawrence.

535
00:32:13,201 --> 00:32:14,468
Let's have a toast.

536
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,804
To fantasies, male...

537
00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:19,073
and female.

538
00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:20,808
Apparently, sir, she has experienced

539
00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:22,543
some kind of a setback.

540
00:32:23,644 --> 00:32:26,080
No, no. No.

541
00:32:26,747 --> 00:32:29,183
I prefer to think of it as a chance...

542
00:32:30,118 --> 00:32:34,655
to go on to bigger and better things.

543
00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:47,501
[SIGHS DEEPLY]

544
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:51,405
Mr. Jacobs couldn't accept what you were after all, huh?

545
00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:53,807
Yeah.

546
00:32:54,342 --> 00:32:56,544
And you should've seen him run, too.

547
00:32:57,911 --> 00:33:01,049
And after I'd given him the best freebie of his life.

548
00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:06,254
I don't know, the way I figure it...

549
00:33:07,588 --> 00:33:10,124
if I'm gonna start being treated like a whore...

550
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:13,494
I might just start being one.

551
00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:20,168
What about you, Roarke? Hmm?

552
00:33:20,634 --> 00:33:21,669
What are you doin'...

553
00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:25,039
for the next half hour? Huh?

554
00:33:31,312 --> 00:33:34,282
Lawrence, I want to speak to Ms. James alone.

555
00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:36,450
Yes, sir.

556
00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:44,325
Of course, sir.

557
00:33:48,229 --> 00:33:50,731
-Ah, you won't regret it. -[DOOR SHUTS]

558
00:33:57,971 --> 00:34:00,674
You won't stop the pain by doing this.

559
00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,910
What pain? Come on.

560
00:34:03,444 --> 00:34:05,046
Pain and pleasure are part of my act.

561
00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:06,947
Do you think I'm feeling pain?

562
00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:09,450
Yes, I think you felt pain

563
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:12,186
when your stepfather betrayed your trust years ago.

564
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,989
And I think you feel that very same pain now.

565
00:34:17,558 --> 00:34:18,592
Okay.

566
00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:21,762
So, I met a guy I like for the first time

567
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,132
in my life and he dumps me, and it hurts.

568
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,634
What am I supposed to do? Thank you?

569
00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:29,737
Learn from it, Ms. James.

570
00:34:30,271 --> 00:34:31,472
-Yeah? -ROARKE: Yeah.

571
00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:33,541
Well, I don't got the time.

572
00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,416
The girls on the street I compete with...

573
00:34:43,784 --> 00:34:45,419
are gettin' younger by the day.

574
00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:48,756
And pretty soon...

575
00:34:50,024 --> 00:34:52,593
they're gonna push me out of the running altogether.

576
00:34:54,395 --> 00:34:55,896
And then, you know what happens?

577
00:34:57,598 --> 00:34:59,100
You know what happens to hookers

578
00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:00,868
who are past their prime?

579
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:05,306
They end up dying in a back alley.

580
00:35:06,274 --> 00:35:08,409
And nobody gives a damn.

581
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:12,080
But you're no longer what you were, Ms. James.

582
00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:15,949
You've revealed, most importantly to yourself,

583
00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:19,520
that you are a feeling, loving...

584
00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:22,490
normal human being.

585
00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:26,394
Which means you've changed your future.

586
00:35:27,095 --> 00:35:29,363
-Don't you see? -Yeah.

587
00:35:30,431 --> 00:35:33,401
But I can't change my past.

588
00:35:34,835 --> 00:35:36,470
I'm stuck with it.

589
00:35:37,438 --> 00:35:39,640
Just like I'm stuck with me.

590
00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,243
And you know what...

591
00:35:43,877 --> 00:35:45,279
I hate me.

592
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,748
Damn!

593
00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:57,291
[♪♪♪♪♪]

594
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,802
[PANTS]

595
00:36:18,646 --> 00:36:20,481
-[HORSE NICKERS] -Well...

596
00:36:21,249 --> 00:36:22,616
after a workout like that,

597
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,818
you must feel very good indeed, Mr. Jacobs.

598
00:36:24,952 --> 00:36:28,722
[PANTS] I still feel like the lousy creep I am.

599
00:36:29,457 --> 00:36:30,491
Oh?

600
00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:32,060
[PANTS]

601
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,562
Shelley trusted me enough to tell me the truth.

602
00:36:35,596 --> 00:36:36,730
And what did I do?

603
00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,600
[PANTS] I threw it back in her face and ran.

604
00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:40,901
I couldn't handle it.

605
00:36:41,802 --> 00:36:44,238
Well, after all, she is a whore.

606
00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,008
What kind of man could handle that?

607
00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:52,813
-Damn you, Mr. Roarke. -Answer me, Mr. Jacobs.

608
00:36:53,214 --> 00:36:55,549
[EXHALES] A man with guts enough to love her.

609
00:36:56,284 --> 00:36:58,052
Really love her. That's who could handle it.

610
00:37:00,321 --> 00:37:01,722
Or be willing to say that the only thing

611
00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:03,691
that's important is the way they feel about each other,

612
00:37:03,824 --> 00:37:06,094
and to hell with what everybody else thinks.

613
00:37:06,627 --> 00:37:08,462
And that man isn't you, huh?

614
00:37:09,163 --> 00:37:10,831
I wish to God it was.

615
00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:13,734
[SIGHS]

616
00:37:14,302 --> 00:37:16,137
I live in the real world, Mr. Roarke.

617
00:37:18,106 --> 00:37:20,474
I just can't ignore what other people would think.

618
00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:24,178
Nor can you ignore the fact that making decisions of the heart

619
00:37:24,312 --> 00:37:26,180
based on what other people think...

620
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:29,950
is never quite satisfactory, is it, Mr. Jacobs?

621
00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:35,223
Well, I'm sure I've taken too much of your time already,

622
00:37:35,356 --> 00:37:37,425
so, uh, good day, sir.

623
00:37:44,732 --> 00:37:46,267
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

624
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,202
GEORGE: [AS LAURA] One thing I wanna know, Laura.

625
00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:50,471
Just how many times have you been hit on

626
00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:52,740
by guys like that drooling lech Ferguson

627
00:37:52,873 --> 00:37:54,075
without telling me?

628
00:37:54,575 --> 00:37:55,576
Why, George...

629
00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:58,046
I thought you weren't the jealous type.

630
00:37:58,179 --> 00:38:00,448
[PHONE RINGING]

631
00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:01,915
Bar.

632
00:38:03,084 --> 00:38:04,785
I've got a call for George Walters.

633
00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:05,986
-I'll take it. -Right here.

634
00:38:09,323 --> 00:38:10,858
I'm George Walters. I'll take it.

635
00:38:14,595 --> 00:38:15,829
Way to go, George.

636
00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:17,465
Hello.

637
00:38:18,732 --> 00:38:20,101
Oh, hello, Conway.

638
00:38:22,503 --> 00:38:23,537
Uh-huh.

639
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:25,739
Uh-huh.

640
00:38:26,274 --> 00:38:27,708
Yeah, yeah, I understand.

641
00:38:29,343 --> 00:38:31,679
Well, I'll just wait here until he comes.

642
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,114
All right.

643
00:38:37,651 --> 00:38:40,188
-What does he want? -My body.

644
00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:42,290
You mean he goes...

645
00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:45,859
-both ways? -Oh, no, no, no, no.

646
00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:46,860
My body.

647
00:38:47,595 --> 00:38:48,629
The one that you're in.

648
00:38:49,497 --> 00:38:51,632
He wants my body to go to his bungalow

649
00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:53,234
and help him make hors d'oeuvres.

650
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,503
And he wants your body to stay here

651
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:56,804
and wait for this man.

652
00:38:57,805 --> 00:38:59,873
Until he delivers the contracts for the mall.

653
00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:01,475
It's a setup.

654
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,777
He figures I can't chance ticking him off

655
00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:05,613
until the contract's signed.

656
00:39:05,813 --> 00:39:07,615
Wait, George, you're not gonna go

657
00:39:07,748 --> 00:39:09,850
-by yourself, are you? -Why not?

658
00:39:10,384 --> 00:39:11,652
It's another lesson to learn.

659
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,787
How to be chased around an apartment

660
00:39:13,921 --> 00:39:15,956
by a sex-crazed maniac.

661
00:39:16,224 --> 00:39:19,127
Oh, please, George. The contract isn't worth it.

662
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,595
You call off the fantasy, and I'll tell Ferguson

663
00:39:21,729 --> 00:39:24,465
what he can do with his deal. There's no other way.

664
00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:30,438
Still making conditions on your terms, aren't you?

665
00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:33,174
You haven't learned anything.

666
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,176
It's your body.

667
00:39:35,609 --> 00:39:36,844
[♪♪♪♪♪]

668
00:39:50,324 --> 00:39:52,693
[LAURA PANTS]

669
00:39:53,161 --> 00:39:54,295
Mr. Roarke.

670
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:59,267
Oh, Mr. Roarke.

671
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,969
[CHUCKLES] Mrs. Walters.

672
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:05,639
Oh, oh, Mr. Roarke, you're absolutely right.

673
00:40:06,707 --> 00:40:08,409
I've been playing with fire,

674
00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,845
and I want to pour a bucket of water on it.

675
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,681
Does this mean you--

676
00:40:14,215 --> 00:40:18,652
-you wish to end your fantasy? -Yes, yes, yes!

677
00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:21,389
Mr. Roarke, I've only been looking at myself

678
00:40:21,522 --> 00:40:24,692
-through my own point of view. -ROARKE: Oh.

679
00:40:24,825 --> 00:40:27,261
Why, that's very good, Mrs. Walters.

680
00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:29,930
Once you're able to accept the fact

681
00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:32,633
that men must also deal with compromise

682
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,502
and humiliation,

683
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:36,537
then you're well on your way to making your marriage

684
00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:38,306
a true partnership.

685
00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:42,843
Oh, I know that. I know that now, Mr. Roarke.

686
00:40:43,311 --> 00:40:47,581
And I think we should restart our partnership

687
00:40:47,715 --> 00:40:52,886
by getting George and me back to who we really, really are.

688
00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:59,593
If that is your wish, Mrs. Walters,

689
00:41:00,361 --> 00:41:01,262
then...

690
00:41:02,696 --> 00:41:03,564
It's done.

691
00:41:03,831 --> 00:41:04,932
GEORGE: What the hell--

692
00:41:07,568 --> 00:41:10,271
You mean to tell me I'm George again?

693
00:41:11,472 --> 00:41:14,508
I-- I am George again! Listen to me!

694
00:41:14,642 --> 00:41:16,577
-[CHUCKLES] -Listen to me!

695
00:41:17,211 --> 00:41:18,879
I'm myself again!

696
00:41:20,148 --> 00:41:22,250
Indeed you are, Mr. Walters.

697
00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:24,252
Your personality is back in the body

698
00:41:24,385 --> 00:41:25,819
it normally occupies.

699
00:41:26,054 --> 00:41:29,290
And, so, at this very moment, is Mrs. Walters.

700
00:41:29,723 --> 00:41:31,325
The fantasy is over!

701
00:41:31,459 --> 00:41:34,295
[BOTH LAUGH]

702
00:41:34,428 --> 00:41:36,330
But that means that...

703
00:41:37,598 --> 00:41:40,501
Laura is trapped in that bungalow with...

704
00:41:41,402 --> 00:41:42,436
the animal!

705
00:41:44,638 --> 00:41:45,806
[GROWLS ANGRILY]

706
00:41:46,574 --> 00:41:47,475
CONWAY: Laura...

707
00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:51,045
I understand you're playing hard to get.

708
00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,315
This is ridiculous.

709
00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:56,717
You see, it's all over.

710
00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:59,053
-You don't understand. -You don't understand.

711
00:41:59,187 --> 00:42:03,424
Uh, see, something has happened, and I am me again.

712
00:42:03,557 --> 00:42:05,359
-Yeah. [GIGGLES] -Laura. Myself.

713
00:42:05,493 --> 00:42:06,760
-Yes, and I wouldn't want it... -[LAURA GRUNTS]

714
00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:09,797
-...any other way. -Mr. Ferguson, cut it out.

715
00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:10,998
Oh!

716
00:42:13,334 --> 00:42:14,202
Oh.

717
00:42:15,169 --> 00:42:16,170
Oh, George.

718
00:42:16,437 --> 00:42:18,239
Uh, oh, George.

719
00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:19,973
There was a burglar that came in here.

720
00:42:21,209 --> 00:42:23,744
[STAMMERS] He-- he-- he was, uh, a giant of a man.

721
00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:26,447
And he-- he assaulted Laura.

722
00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:27,715
Right, Laura?

723
00:42:28,449 --> 00:42:30,818
Oh, you see, she fainted, and I-- and I--

724
00:42:30,951 --> 00:42:32,786
And I was helping her to the-- to the couch.

725
00:42:33,754 --> 00:42:34,788
Here.

726
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:40,561
-[BREATHES HEAVILY] -You all right, dear?

727
00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,397
[EXHALES]

728
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:46,567
[CONWAY GRUNTS]

729
00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:53,741
George.

730
00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:55,609
George...

731
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:58,846
we're ourselves again. [CHUCKLES]

732
00:42:59,947 --> 00:43:01,549
Promise me something, Laura.

733
00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:05,853
Next time you get another idea like this...

734
00:43:06,854 --> 00:43:07,755
don't.

735
00:43:07,888 --> 00:43:10,591
[CHUCKLES] I promise you one thing,

736
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:13,594
if I do, you'll be the first to know.

737
00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:18,232
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

738
00:43:21,269 --> 00:43:22,336
SHELLEY: Just a minute.

739
00:43:25,839 --> 00:43:26,707
SHELLEY: Come in.

740
00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,378
Oh, I thought you were the driver.

741
00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:32,213
-Shelley, wait a minute. -No, I'm gonna miss my plane.

742
00:43:32,346 --> 00:43:33,547
I have to talk to you.

743
00:43:34,048 --> 00:43:35,683
[EXHALES SHARPLY] We talked this morning.

744
00:43:35,983 --> 00:43:37,385
I wanna talk some more.

745
00:43:38,586 --> 00:43:39,520
About what?

746
00:43:41,889 --> 00:43:42,890
-Brad-- -I--

747
00:43:43,091 --> 00:43:46,727
No. What I've been is what I am. A hooker.

748
00:43:47,328 --> 00:43:49,363
You really think that my past is gonna change

749
00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:51,032
just because you want it to?

750
00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:54,868
Do you think you're gonna be able to walk into a restaurant

751
00:43:55,003 --> 00:43:57,705
with me and not wonder who knows?

752
00:43:58,739 --> 00:44:01,742
Or wonder why a waiter has a silly grin on his face?

753
00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:04,745
You think you're gonna be able to handle that, huh?

754
00:44:05,179 --> 00:44:06,880
-Do you, Brad? -[EXHALES SHARPLY]

755
00:44:10,718 --> 00:44:12,620
Shelley, I wish I could.

756
00:44:12,886 --> 00:44:15,289
Just get out of here. I don't wanna talk about it.

757
00:44:15,423 --> 00:44:16,390
Just leave.

758
00:44:17,025 --> 00:44:20,461
I wanted to say I love you so bad it hurt.

759
00:44:21,095 --> 00:44:22,596
I still wanna say it.

760
00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:27,035
The only reason I won't is because you won't believe me.

761
00:44:30,538 --> 00:44:32,173
[EXHALES] Shelley...

762
00:44:36,344 --> 00:44:38,279
just because I can't handle the--

763
00:44:39,613 --> 00:44:40,581
your past...

764
00:44:41,482 --> 00:44:43,851
doesn't mean some other guy can't handle it.

765
00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:49,557
I promise you, someday you're gonna meet somebody

766
00:44:50,091 --> 00:44:52,260
who couldn't care less about what you were.

767
00:44:53,261 --> 00:44:55,363
He's gonna love you for what you've become.

768
00:44:58,532 --> 00:44:59,833
And you wanna know something else?

769
00:45:00,668 --> 00:45:02,336
[SNIFFLES] What?

770
00:45:02,603 --> 00:45:03,604
BRAD: Letting you walk out...

771
00:45:04,372 --> 00:45:06,740
[SIGHS] ...is something I think I'm gonna regret

772
00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:08,209
for the rest of my life.

773
00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:14,015
You're worth caring about, Shelley.

774
00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:17,218
Go ahead and forget about everything else

775
00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:19,287
that happened this weekend, but please

776
00:45:19,553 --> 00:45:21,222
don't ever forget that.

777
00:45:23,757 --> 00:45:25,293
[SNIFFLES] Do...

778
00:45:26,294 --> 00:45:27,695
you have a handkerchief?

779
00:45:29,397 --> 00:45:30,531
Sure.

780
00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:36,170
I thought women had a dozen of these in their purse.

781
00:45:36,770 --> 00:45:38,206
[CHUCKLES]

782
00:45:39,107 --> 00:45:40,808
Women, yes. [SNIFFLES]

783
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:42,376
Hookers, no.

784
00:45:43,844 --> 00:45:47,381
Hookers aren't supposed to cry. [CHUCKLES] Didn't you know that?

785
00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:51,919
[SIGHS]

786
00:46:00,094 --> 00:46:01,429
[♪♪♪♪♪]

787
00:46:13,441 --> 00:46:14,375
Dear.

788
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:19,347
Mr. Roarke, thank you for everything.

789
00:46:20,314 --> 00:46:22,050
Especially Laura's fantasy.

790
00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:24,652
And being a woman has made a new man of me.

791
00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:25,786
[CHUCKLES]

792
00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:29,923
[CHUCKLES] And you, Mrs. Walters, vice versa?

793
00:46:30,724 --> 00:46:32,460
Vice versa, Mr. Roarke.

794
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:35,163
I may not understand the male,

795
00:46:35,529 --> 00:46:37,931
but I can certainly sympathize with him.

796
00:46:38,399 --> 00:46:39,533
Thank you so very much.

797
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,235
Entirely welcome, Mrs. Walters.

798
00:46:42,503 --> 00:46:44,072
-Bye-bye. -Bye, Mr. Walters.

799
00:47:06,394 --> 00:47:08,996
Ms. James, you look wonderful.

800
00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:10,898
Ah, I'll take that as a compliment.

801
00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,667
Are we to assume then that you have forsaken

802
00:47:13,801 --> 00:47:15,736
your erstwhile profession?

803
00:47:16,504 --> 00:47:18,839
For now. I can't promise anything.

804
00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:21,275
I did try it once before, you know.

805
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:24,478
But you knew no other life then, Ms. James.

806
00:47:25,013 --> 00:47:27,315
Now that you've had a taste of something different,

807
00:47:27,748 --> 00:47:29,050
you're free to make a choice.

808
00:47:29,183 --> 00:47:32,386
And I, for one, am confident you'll make the right one.

809
00:47:35,123 --> 00:47:36,090
Thank you.

810
00:47:39,827 --> 00:47:40,961
Oh, what the hell?

811
00:47:42,063 --> 00:47:43,031
[CHUCKLES]

812
00:47:59,547 --> 00:48:01,849
[♪♪♪♪♪]